“You, darkness, of whom I am born- I love you more than the flame that limits the world to the circle it illumines and excludes the rest.”

“If you could see the earth illuminated when you were in a place as dark as night, it would look to you more splendid than the moon.”

“…I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.”

“Why should you love him whom the world hates so?
Because he love me more than all the world.”

“You whom the soldiers beat,
You who are all but dead,
How the gods love you
And I, alone in the dark,
I was promised the light.”

“I am twenty years old. To a world-wise adult, I am little more than a child. To any child, however, I am old enough to be distrusted, to be excluded forever from the magical community of the short and beardless.”

“For those of you who aren't Catholic, I don't mean to exclude you, although we love to exclude you.”

“The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love. I require so much!”

“I love you more than bears love honey,
I love you more than Jews love money,
I love you more than Asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip,
I love you more than black guys don't tip,
I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.”

“Today I love you more than ever; tomorrow I will love you even more. I need you more than ever; I want you more than ever.”