“Here's a hot tip: Most girls don't like being stalked.”

“Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.”

“Okay, here's a tip: if you're doing something creepy like molesting children, you don't need to take topless photos of yourself to seal the deal. We know, the pedosmile is enough.”

“Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
he liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.”

“You look hot. The straight men will want you, the gay men will want beauty tips, and the women will want to scratch your eyes out. If that isn't the stuff of fairy tales, I don't know what is.”

“Most of the Vogue girls are so thin, tremendously thin, because Miss Anna don't like fat people.”

“And even if. I don't know what the day will bring. Still I can tell most anything. To a girl like you.”

“Gravity was something you could beat; all it took was hydrogen, hot air, or even a bit of rope. But being a girl was a miserable, never-ending struggle.”

“She's… just a girl, you know. Like most girls: something and nothing.”

“Brasília is a weird place but I like being here. I can focus on the job here, there's no city madness and I don't need urban stimulation.”