“One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.”

“I had first learned that I was an idiot in the school yard. I was taunted and poked at and jeered, as were the other one or two idiots. My only advantage over the other one or two, two idiots. My only advantage over the other one or two, who were beaten and chasen, was that I was sullen. When surrounded I was not terrified. They never attacked me but would finally turn on one of the others and beat them as I watched.”

“Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.

'The first one. I really resent being called the second.”

“My theory is that we are all idiots. The people who don’t think they’re idiots — they’re the ones that are dangerous.”

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein.”

“We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot."
"Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.”

“If I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own accord.”

“It's from a video game, idiot! (or possibly "It's from a video game idiot!")”

“Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.”