“The Flames and Canucks, this one was the toughest series of all folks. No prisoners were taken in this one. Whoa! Are they hittin’? And they’re hittin’ to hurt, I’ll tell ya. Watch these beauty hits. You better keep your head up in this series I’ll tell ya!”

“Then there's a feller who got hit by a train! How the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya at the last minute or nothin'! There's, like, a railroad there to give ya, y'know, a heads up sign! I tell ya, if you ever gonna get hit by a train, do this: [steps to side] TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!”

“You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”

“Draw your chair up close to the edge of the precipice and I’ll tell you a story.”

“I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.”

“Keep ya head up. Do what you gotta do. And then, inside of you, I will be reborn.”

“It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.”

“Tell me who your heroes are and I’ll tell you how you’ll turn out to be.”

“Apparently, Courtney Love was at Whitney's "intervention". And when Courtney Love is telling you, you're hittin the pipe too hard, well, things are bad! They're really bad!”

“Tell me whom you haunt and I’ll tell you who you are.”