“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron…and a lot like Patrick Ewing.”
Zach Galifianakis (1969) American actor and comedian
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
On becoming an unknowing pioneer in the romance genre in “Interviews: Beverly Jenkins” https://bookpage.com/interviews/19354-beverly-jenkins-romance#.XflqF-lKjcs in BookPage (Feb 2016)
“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron…and a lot like Patrick Ewing.”
Zach Galifianakis (1969) American actor and comedian
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
James McBride (writer) (1957) American journalist
On writing stories that are considered unseen in "James McBride's Advice For New Writers: 'A Simple Story Is The Best Story'" https://www.npr.org/2020/02/29/810052791/james-mcbrides-advice-for-new-writers-a-simple-story-is-the-best-story in NPR (2020 Feb 29)
“My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
“People see me and think I have lots of girlfriends, do I look like I have lots of girlfriends?”
Cornelius Keagon (1996) Liberian humanitarian aid worker
“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
“All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this…”
Shirley Jackson book We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Source: We Have Always Lived in the Castle