“Even newlyweds don't spend much time together, now that few marriages outlast the appliance warranties.”

“The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”

“You spend so much time, so much effort, trying to hold yourself together.

And then everything falls apart anyway.”

“English students don't spend much time on their studies. They're more interested in partying and having fun.”

“There's so many inside jokes because you spend so much time together. You spend fourteen hours a day together and you're together all the time and you're doing all these strange activities and there's strange scenes and lines so you just kind of end up with these really weird in-jokes that keep you going and give you belly laughs.”

“Most marriages don't add two people together. They subtract one from the other.”

“What seems tragic now won't even be an issue in a few years time.”

“…It's much better to run the risk of a few kisses before marriage, for they at least leave some memories.”

“Don't tell us that the only way to teach a child is to spend too much of a year preparing him to fill out a few bubbles on a standardized test; we know that's not true.”

“Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.”