“It is said that behind every great man lies a great woman. This is because women lie.”

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”

“Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"”

“Behind every great man is a pickpocket.”

“Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him -- or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them.”

“Often behind a great man there is great pain.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“…the great truth which lies at the foundation of all society—that every man has property in his fellow-man!”

“Behind every successful man, there stands a surprised woman.”

“Behind every great fortune there is a crime.”