“And traffic! Traffic's a nightmare! That's how people describe it, a nightmare. Has anyone had this nightmare? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" "What is it, darling? Are you all right?" "No, I'm not all right at all!" "What was it?"”

— Michael McIntyre

"TRAFFIC!!!"
Live and Laughing (2008)

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British comedian 1976

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