 
                            
                        
                        
                        “Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!”
Polite Conversation (1738), Dialogue 2
            "A Toccata of Galuppi's", line 42. 
Men and Women (1855)
        
“Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!”
Polite Conversation (1738), Dialogue 2
“I was born when he kissed me, I died when he left me, I lived a few weeks while he loved me”
                                        
                                        Variant: I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. 
Source: In a Lonely Place
                                    
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
"Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994
