“Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it.”

“Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.”

“Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”

“Beauty should be edible, or not at all.”

“If it’s not edible, it’s not food. If it’s not wearable, it’s not fashion.”

“Jesus a bath. Nothing should be treated more carefully than anything else. In mindfulness, compassion, irritation, mustard green plant, and teapot are all sacred.”

“I saw you in the library.
With—”
“ Colonel Mustard?”

“Hell’s put in a skating rink,” Shane said. “This is actually edible, Eve.”

“A woman can put up with almost anything; anything but indifference.”

“A tale without love is like beef without mustard: insipid.”