“Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.”

“Beware how you give your heart.”

“Bid me to live, and I will live
Thy Protestant to be,
Or bid me love, and I will give
A loving heart to thee.”

“Beware what you set your heart upon. For it surely shall be yours.”

“My plan is to show you that the way out of your problems is to listen again to the true voice of God within your hearts, to share the produce of this most bountiful of worlds among your brothers and sisters everywhere.”

“If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?”

“A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.”

“They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.”

“You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!”

“Brother and Sister So & So are not your standard; Jesus is.”