“There are two things in life that keep me motivated, a cup of coffee and a second cup of coffee.”

“Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords.”

“I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee'... I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee.”

“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”

“Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy.”

“Coffee isn't my cup of tea.”

“My strength returns to me with my cup of coffee and the reading of the psalms.”

“Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup- that's it!”

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”

“A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon…"”