“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life's problems”
Matt Groening (1954) American cartoonist
Hocus Pocus (1990)
“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life's problems”
Matt Groening (1954) American cartoonist
“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”
George Best (1946–2005) British footballer
Reported in Ned Sherrin, Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (2008), p. 153.
“I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic.”
Sylvia Plath (1932–1963) American poet, novelist and short story writer
Source: The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
Mignon McLaughlin (1913–1983) American journalist
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
Science Books and Films, review of "Understanding the Alcoholic's Mind.
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
Winston S. Churchill (1874–1965) Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
As cited in The Forbes Book of Business Quotations (2007), Ed. Goodwin, Black Dog Publishing, p. 49, ISBN 1579127215
Post-war years (1945–1955)
Variant: I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”
Chelsea Handler (1975) American comedian, actress, author and talk show host
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands