“Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.”
Megan Whalen Turner The Queen of Attolia
Source: The Queen of Attolia
Time magazine (19 March 1973)
“Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.”
Megan Whalen Turner The Queen of Attolia
Source: The Queen of Attolia
“Will you be wanting to contest the divorce?”
Donald Barthelme book Sixty Stories
I asked Mrs. Davis.
"I should think not," she said calmly, "although I suppose on of us should, for the fun of the thing. An uncontested divorce always seems to me contrary to the spirit of divorce."
"At The End Of The Mechanical Age".
Sixty Stories (1981)
“If you write another book, I’ll divorce you.”
Elaine Dundy (1921–2008) American journalist, actress
Afterword to The Dud Avocado (2006)
Context: My success took another road. I complained to Rod Steiger, "The book’s hardly been out and everyone wants to know what I’m going to write next. I mean, don’t I get to rest on my laurels?" In fact I had no idea of writing a second novel. "No," said Rod, answering my question. "Succeeding only means you get another chance to try to do it again."
I thought about it, and then Ken said to me, "If you write another book, I’ll divorce you." I sat down and started my second novel and wondered that I knew its beginning and its end. I put it aside to write a play which went on in London.… I went back to my novel and finished it. It was published to good reviews but now there were a couple of stinkers. I tore them up and flushed them down the toilet. I’d become a writer.
In 1964 Ken and I got divorced. Well, we did bad things to each other. Now, some three decades later, I look back in gratitude at him: I look back in wonder.
“The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.”
Walt Disney (1901–1966) American film producer and businessman
“My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time.”
Christopher Titus (1964) actor, writer, podcaster
I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12" black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. (imitating a kid): "Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!"
Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)
“There are all these moments you don't think you will survive. And then you survive.”
David Levithan (1972) American author and editor
Source: Two Boys Kissing
“Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.”
Nora Ephron book I Feel Bad About My Neck
Source: I Feel Bad About My Neck
“This is what divorce is: Taking things you no longer want from people you no longer love.”
Zadie Smith book White Teeth
Source: White Teeth (2000)
“You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”
Little Mary, act III
The Women (1936)