“The Order of the Garter usually goes to people who already have full wardrobes.”

“All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.”

“I had a garter snake named Clayton.”

“There were few who thought him a starter,
Many who thought themselves smarter.
But he ended PM,
CH and OM,
an Earl and a Knight of the Garter.”

“My wardrobe is like a garden
oh, I don't know how I've got the gall!
my wardrobe is just like a wardrobe —
it's not like a garden at all!”

“What's the point of having a library full of books you've already read?”

“When you get older, as a leading lady it gets harder…You try not to have someone else upstage or take the shine. When I play character roles I am usually playing people who are slightly over the top, so that goes fine.”

“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”

“I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.”

“Her experience had taught her that people who insisted on having others recognize their outstanding qualities usually didn’t have any.”