Attila the Stockbroker Quotes

John Baine , better known by his stage name Attila the Stockbroker, is a punk poet, multi instrumentalist musician and songwriter. He performs solo and as the leader of the band Barnstormer 1649, who combine early music and punk. He describes himself as a "sharp tongued, high energy social surrealist poet and songwriter." He has performed over 3,300 concerts, published eight books of poems and an autobiography and released over forty recordings .

✵ 21. October 1957
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“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Gotcha!”

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&quot;The Bible according to Rupert Murdoch&quot;, from attilathestockbroker.com http://www.attilathestockbroker.com. Retrieved 2007-03-26. <br class="br">Rupert Murdoch took over William Collins, one of whose publications is The Bible. &quot;Gotcha&quot; was the headline in Murdoch&#x27;s The Sun when the General Belgrano was sunk in the Falklands War.

“He wanted me to beat him up!
It was an open invitation!
Late at night he picked me up —
an act of open provocation!”

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"Contributory Negligence", from Cautionary Tales for Dead Commuters (1985)

“A five pence fine is right and proper —
and to sum up my defence
it was his fault he came a cropper:
CONTRIBUTORY NEGLIGENCE!”

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"Contributory Negligence", from Cautionary Tales for Dead Commuters (1985)

“I am one of a team
of Iraqi weapons inspectors
currently travelling through the United Kingdom
under very difficult conditions
searching for weapons of mass distraction.”

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&quot;The Iraqui Weapons Inspectors&#x27; Report&quot; (2002-12-09), from attilathestockbroker.com http://www.attilathestockbroker.com. Retrieved 2007-03-26.

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“Hitching up the M11
coming back from a Dexys gig
got picked up 'bout half eleven
by this bloke in a funny wig”

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"Contributory Negligence", from Cautionary Tales for Dead Commuters (1985)
Written for a judge who said a raped woman hitchhiker had been guilty of "contributory negligence". In the poem, Attila hitches a lift with a judge, attacks him and uses the ruling in his defence.

“So thin, and yet…
so thick.”

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&quot;Supermodel&quot; (1999-11-29), from attilathestockbroker.com http://www.attilathestockbroker.com. Retrieved 2007-03-26.

“It first was a rumour dismissed as a lie
but then came the evidence none could deny:
a double page spread in the Sunday Express —
The Russians are running the DHSS!”

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"Russians in the DHSS", from Cautionary Tales for Dead Commuters (1985)
DHSS = Department of Health and Social Security, a British government department.

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