“Don't do that… By the way, this is not Oprah furniture; you jump on this, and it will be firewood… Oprah's got the real thing, this stuff…this is about as real as that [points to cityscape backdrop] right there.”

—  Craig Ferguson

On Clive Barker pretending to be Tom Cruise.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

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