“When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. "Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter." But I like crackers man, that's why I bought it, 'cause I like crackers! I don't see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates! You've got no faith in the product itself.”

— Mitch Hedberg

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American stand-up comedian 1968–2005

Bill Allred

Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)

“The Moschino bra you bought me last Christmas
Put it in the box, put it in the box
Frank's in there and I don't care
Put it in the box, put it in the box,
Now take it, Take the box.”

Amy Winehouse (1983–2011) English singer and songwriter

Take The Box
Song lyrics, Frank (2003)

“Where the hell do you get your nerve?
From a Cracker Jack box.”

Lora Leigh (1965) American writer

Source: Wicked Pleasure

“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”

Michael Richards (1949) American actor

Laugh Factory incident (2006)

“When people think of what it's like to be famous, they think of the Ritz. But I've been in hotels where I will not take my shoes off. I will wear flip-flops in the shower. I've seen more basements of venues than I've seen of the United States. People think, Oh, you travel, you get to see the country. I've seen basements, I've seen concrete, I've seen pillars.”

Carrie Underwood (1983) American country music singer

Esquire, January 2010, p. 78

“I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried.”

Daniel Keyes book Flowers for Algernon

Source: Flowers for Algernon

“They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called “work” in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they talk about thinking “outside the box”; and when they die they are put in a box.”

Nassim Nicholas Taleb book The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

Source: The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms (2010), p. 31

“Polly wants a cracker
Think I should get off her first
Think she wants some water
To put out the blow torch.”

Kurt Cobain (1967–1994) American musician and artist

Song lyrics, Nevermind (1991)

“I would put my pilot out on the Internet in a heartbeat. Want five more? Come buy the boxed set.”

John Rogers writer, comedian and producer from the United States

Wired article, 2006-04-05 http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,67986,00.html,

“An active mind didn't need distractions in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers.”

Jessica Bird book Lover Unbound

Variant: See, this was his kind of decorating. An active mind don't need distractions in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers
Source: Lover Unbound

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