“I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don’t want to hear about your troubles.”
“[about an incident in a coffee shop]
I said, "Ma'm, I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes, "You want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy, and they're considered a delicacy." You ever eaten one of these things? It tastes like a burnt cookie. Where I'm from, that's considered a mistake.”
Now That's Awesome (2000)
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