“There's gonna' be a lotta slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin.”

“But I’ll know my song well before I start singin’.”

“People often ask me when am I gonna slow down. You know what I tell 'em? I'm just gettin' started.”

“Depression starts slow.”

“Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”

“I'm playing a cat burglar. I've made it. This is the high point of my career. I'm really chuffed.”

“If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?”

“Mr. Holmes receives a telephone call from his neighbor Dr. Watson who states that he hears the sound of a burglar alarm from the direction of of Mr. Holmes' house. While preparing to rush home, Mr. Holmes recalls that Dr. Watson is known to be a tasteless practical joker…”

“Take me. I'm an ordinary player in the key of C.
And my will was broken by my pride and my vanity.
Who's gonna love you when you're looks are gone?
God will. Like he waters the flowers on your window sill.”

“I am starting to talk fast now, and I have to remember to slow down because when I get excited, I start to sound like myself and my American accent goes away.”