“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

“Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!”