“My aunt once said that the world would never find peace until men fell at their women's feet and asked for forgiveness.”

“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”

“Forgiving men is so much easier than forgiving women.”

“I pray God that I may never find my will again. Oh, that Christ would subject my will to His, and trample it under His feet.”

“Go to bed, Cammie,” my aunt ordered, sounding exactly like my mother.
“No,” I said, sounding exactly like my aunt.”

“As Proust once said, classically beautiful women should be left to men without imagination.”

““Lots of people would give anything to be in your place.”
“I’m not lots of people,” Mary said. “I’m me. That’s what I’ll never forgive, that you did all this without even asking me.””

“I said "Hell no, because you didn't find a weapon; or if that's the charge you would have to lock me up because my hands and feet are deadly weapons."”

“We need never look for universal peace on this earth until men stop killing animals for food.”

“Einstein was once asked how many feet are in a mile. Einstein's reply was "I don't know, why should I fill my brain with facts I can find in two minutes in any standard reference book?”