“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.”