“Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?"
"Poisoned peanut butter."
"Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“Is Tyson okay?' I asked.
The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter' is a strange battle cry.”