“It's easier to put on a pair of shoes than to wrap the earth in leather.”

“I am vegetarian, so I don't have clothes, shoes or bags made from leather or suede or any animal products. Shoes are hard to find. These are fake Uggs. And I've got a pair of vintage boots, which are PVC.”

“I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.”

“Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)”

“There was once a millionaire who bought an infinite number of pairs of shoes and, whenever he bought a pair of shoes, he also bought a pair of socks. We can make a selection choosing one out of each pair of shoes, because we can choose always the right shoe or always the left shoe. Thus, so far as the shoes are concerned, selections exist. But, as regards the socks, where there is no distinction of right and left, we cannot use this rule of selection.”

“Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all leather.”

“Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.”

“I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather.”

“But if I wanted shoes, and you had given me a piece of leather to make myself shoes, I should be laughed at if I took it.”

“Religion is like a pair of shoes….. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”