“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, "Jesus! This cup is expensive!”
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Sonny Bill Williams regrets nothing http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/sonny-bill-williams-regrets-nothing-20131129-2yfvd.html, by Brad Walter, Sydney Morning Herald, dated 29 November 2013.

“It was a good year. When I win the Stanley Cup, I'll say it's my best year.”
Ray Fittipaldo (May 29, 2008) "Ovechkin: Wish I Were In Sid's Skates", Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, p. D2.

“The Vinyl Solution.” in Musician, Player, and Listener 24 (April-May 1980): 34.
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“It's not going to change the world. But neither did the egg-cup.”
An Idiot Abroad - series 2 (mount Fuji) - Karl talking about his 'PilkoPant' invention.
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“Don't try to rush things: for the cup to run over, it must first be filled.”

Quoted in Kevin Shea, "One on One with Guy Lafleur," http://www.legendsofhockey.net/html/spot_oneononep198802.htm Legends of Hockey.net (2003-03-16)

“There are two things in life that keep me motivated, a cup of coffee and a second cup of coffee.”
Source: Robert Galinsky (2013) Coffee Crazy, p. 88