“God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.”

“The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.”

“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate… It's God's apology for broccoli.”

“God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate.
Mrs. Miracle”

“He's at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale.”

“He liked radical politics and had a fondness for chocolate.”

“New Orleans was a chocolate city before Katrina. It is going to be a chocolate city after. How is that divisive?”

“the chocolate raisins tasted somewhat fishy, but Lucy didn't care-chocolate was chocolate. She changed her mind however, when she realized that the raisins were tiny fish heads.”

“White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious.. Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love.”

“The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate… That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory "You owe me some letters!"”