“Yeah, that would fly.”

“He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.”

“Would a fly without wings be called a walk?”

“If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.”

“I want to write a novel so profound that it would suffocate a fly.”

“If dogs could fly, nobody would go out without an umbrella.”

“The bird of truth would not be able to fly if it weren't for the air of lies we breathe.”

“If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets. ”

“This year, ladies and gentlemen, I was cool for 2 seconds of my life. I got to fly with the Air Force Thunderbirds. (Audience hoots and hollers) You betcha! They called me up out of the blue, and they go, "Hey, we want you to fly with us." And I'm like, "You got the right number?" They said, "Yeah, Bill Engvall, comedian. You stand for what America stands for. Be an honor to have you fly with us." I'm like, (dork voice) "Be an honor to fly with 'ya." He goes, "Well, we gotta get you clearance from the Pentagon."”

“I didn't know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or looked at me too closely the tears would fly out of my eyes and the sobs would fly out of the throat and I'd cry for a week.”