“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

“i got shot in the leg and i don't get any cookies”

“Weasel cookies.”

“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”

“I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy!”

“I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.”

“What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.”

“Life is like a box of cookies.”