“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
“Happiest day of my life when my dad made him human. (Devyn)
Happy for you, bonebag…It cost me my girlfriend. (Vik)
It was a lamp, Vik, not a girlfriend. (Devyn)
I really loved that lamp. She lit up my entire world. (Vik)”
Source: Born of Ice
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