“By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away. "I'll make some hot buttered toast," she said. "Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??" Howl asked. "Make toast!”

“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.

"This is death toast sweety.”

“Then there you are, then. The day Howl forgets to do that will be the day I believe he's really in love, and not before."
Michael to Sophie about wether or not Howl is really in love with Lettie. pg, 170”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week."
Carl Costanza - Hot Six”

“I can make this march, and I will make Georgia howl!”

“Sophie did not care to think how Howl might react if Fanny woke him by stabbing him with her parasol.”

“The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face.”

“It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.”

“Afterward she lies nestled against me, her hair tickling my face. I stroke her lightly, memorizing her body. I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest of my days with her encased in my skin.”