“What do you want?" the ape asked at last.
"Nothing," said Ervic.
"You may have that!”
L. Frank Baum (1856–1919) Children's writer, editor, journalist, screenwriter
retorted the ape
Glinda of Oz Ch. 18 : The Cleverness of Ervic
Later Oz novels
On being asked whether his artwork was a form of primal expressionism in “How Jean-Michel Basquiat predicted our identity-obsessed digital age” https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/jean-michel-basquiat in GQ (2017 Sep 20)
“What do you want?" the ape asked at last.
"Nothing," said Ervic.
"You may have that!”
L. Frank Baum (1856–1919) Children's writer, editor, journalist, screenwriter
retorted the ape
Glinda of Oz Ch. 18 : The Cleverness of Ervic
Later Oz novels
Douglas Adams book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“Man," he said. "You are, like, so impatient."”
Sarah Dessen book Keeping the Moon
Keeping the Moon (1999)
Jerome David Salinger book Franny and Zooey
Franny and Zooey (1961), Zooey (1957)
Context: You still can't love a Jesus as much as you'd like to who did and said a couple of things he was at least reported to have said or done — and you know it. You're constitutionally unable to love or understand any son of God who throws tables around. And you're constitutionally unable to love or understand any son of God who says a human being, any human being — even a Professor Tupper — is more valuable to God than any soft, helpless Easter chick.
Emo Philips (1956) American comedian
The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (September 1980)