“All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?”
Janeane Garofalo (1964) comedian, actress, political activist, writer
self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines
"The Designers and the Politicians" (1962), later published in Beyond Left & Right : Radical Thought for Our Times (1968) by Richard Kostelanetz, p. 368
1960s
Context: Technology paces industry, but there's a long lag in the process. Industry paces economics. It changes the tools, a great ecological change. And in that manner we come finally to everyday life.
The politician is someone who deals in man's problems of adjustment. To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.
“All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?”
Janeane Garofalo (1964) comedian, actress, political activist, writer
self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines
John Osborne (1929–1994) English playwright
Quoted in Time magazine, October 31, 1977. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/printout/0,8816,945814,00.html <br class="br">Also attributed to Christopher Hampton by the Sunday Times Magazine (16 October 1977)
“You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself.”
Emily Dickinson (1830–1886) American poet
“[When asked if he could think of a cure for a dog who eats soil]”
Noel Fielding (1973) British comedian and actor
I'll sleep with her. I’m a special kind of vet - people bring the animals in, and I sleep with them. Do you have any sick animals that need some time with a vet? [...] What I was saying was that I was going to start a vet practice. People would bring me their sick animals and I’d sleep with them. Turtles. Parakeets. I’d give parakeets blow-jobs. I’d go around the zoo, like James Herriot... saying ‘Giraffes? Really? Bring them to me.’
HermAphroditeZine, Autumn 1999
Christopher Hampton (1946) British playwright, screenwriter and film director
Sunday Times Magazine (London, October 16, 1977)
Adlai Stevenson (1900–1965) mid-20th-century Governor of Illinois and Ambassador to the UN
Speech at the University of Wisconsin, Madison (8 October 1952)