“Get into the bath.”

“They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?”

Terry Pratchett book Hogfather

“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”

Jim Davis (1945) American cartoonist and creator of Garfield

“You should get some sun on your face
We've been sitting like a lord in the bath for days
It's getting like I don't even know you”

Pete Doherty (1979) English musician, writer, actor, poet and artist

“I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?”

Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer

“I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?”

Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author

“History is a bath of blood.”

William James (1842–1910) American philosopher, psychologist, and pragmatist

“I think we're dating now" "Come on… I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me started on the sponge bath afterward.”

Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist

“Beauty sat bathing by a spring”

Anthony Munday (1560–1633) English playwright and miscellaneous writer

“You praise, in three hundred verses, Sabellus, the baths of Ponticus, who gives such excellent dinners. You wish to dine, Sabellus, not to bathe.”
Laudas balnea versibus trecentis Cenantis bene Pontici, Sabelle. Vis cenare, Sabelle, non lavari.

Martial book Epigrammata