“I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy!”
Joe Trohman (1984) American musician
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)
My First Play; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).
“I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy!”
Joe Trohman (1984) American musician
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)
“I was mad and the idea of controlling my life to get what I wanted was like candy to me.”
Sean Sellers (1969–1999) American murderer
The Confession of My Crimes
Context: I was mad at God, I didn’t LIKE God because of how I perceived Him, and the stuff I read on Satanism said two things that appealed to me. #1 — it offered freedom, and #2 — it promised power to control my life, and others. I’d been carted all around the state and Colorado all my life, slapped, smacked, hit, and had whatever I wanted ignored. I was mad and the idea of controlling my life to get what I wanted was like candy to me. Plus I looked at the way everyone around me lived and the stuff I read in the Satanic Bible in principle was lived out in lifestyle by Mom and Dad and everyone else I knew. No one was a real Christian. We didn’t go to church. We didn’t talk about God. … What was the point of pretending to serve God when we lived like Satanists? Satanism taught me that I should make my own rules to live by in life, and that’s just what everyone I’d grown up around did, so I got very involved in Satanism. I truly thought it was an honest way to live, and the rituals of it would enable me to control my life. Even then I didn’t want to kill anyone. That desire didn’t start until later.
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Mitch All Together (2003)
Winston S. Churchill book The Second World War
Speech before Joint Session of the Canadian Parliament, Ottawa (December 30, 1941)
The Yale Book of Quotations, ed. Fred R. Shapiro, Yale University Press (2006), p. 153 ISBN 0300107986
The Second World War (1939–1945)
“If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, it would be Christmas everyday.”
John Boehner (1949) Former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives
Dismissing a question on the wisdom of cutting funding to homeland security. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nick-beecroft/if-ifs-and-buts-were-cand_b_4084118.html <br class="br">2010s
Lesley Bricusse (1931) English composer, lyricist and playwright
Song The Candy Man
Dinesh D'Souza (1961) Indian-American political commentator, filmmaker, author
Facebook post https://www.facebook.com/DSouzaDinesh/photos/a.279556495404346.96395.216709768355686/985875871439068/ (1 November 2014).