“Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it”

“I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. I'm always working on trying to better myself, you know? I think that that is an ongoing thing with me. I think I'll do that for the rest of my life. I'm always thinking of what I can do today to better my life.”

“In a fast German car
I'm amazed that I survived
An airbag saved my life”

“I'm not doing anything, and yet I'm also doing the most important thing a man can do: I'm listening to what I needed to hear from myself.”

“What's wrong with being naked? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I pay my taxes. I'm a good man. I'm a good father - try to be, anyway. I try to do the right things in life.”

“I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it.”

“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework… procrastinating and negotiation.”

“gravity, n.

I imagine you saved my life. And then I wonder if I'm just imagining it.”

“And I wonder if there is really any point to what I'm doing, or what I'm supposed to make of a world where a man can get rich playing "let's pretend”

“I'm not doing my philanthropic work, out of any kind of guilt, or any need to create good public relations. I'm doing it because I can afford to do it, and I believe in it.”