“Lionel: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.
Marge: Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.
Lionel: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.”

On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

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“She'll let you in her house
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She'll let you in her mouth
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If you pay the price,
She'll let you deep inside.
But there's a secret garden she hides.”

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