“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”

“To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.”

“Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.”

““Bad day at the office?”
“It’s always a bad day at the office, insofar as the office exists in the first place.””

“It was a bad day for love.”

“I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people”

“Good and bad; shade and sunlight, there's but a hair's breath between them. It's all one in the end.”

“Why else lead a life of bad banquet dinners, cigar smoke, camp chairs, foul breath, and excruciatingly dull jargon if not to avoid the echoes of what is not known.”

“Bad nights lead to better days”

“Life—the way it really is—is a battle not between good and bad, but between bad and worse”