“To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.”

“One day you will kiss a man you can't breathe without, and find that breath is of little consequence.”

Karen Marie Moning (1964) author

“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”

Johnny Depp (1963) American actor, film producer, and musician

“Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!”

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, and poet

“Remember to breathe. It is after all, the secret of life.”

Gregory Maguire book A Lion Among Men

“Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.”

Charlaine Harris book Club Dead

“Thou shalt not laugh, thou shalt not romp,
Let's grimly kiss with bated breath;
As quietly and solemnly
As Life when it is kissing Death.”

William Henry Davies (1871–1940) British poet

“Truscott: I'm no fool.
Fay: Your secret is safe with me.”

Joe Orton (1933–1967) English playwright and author

“I might kiss you.
I might be bad at it.
That's not possible.”

Nicholas Sparks book A Walk to Remember

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun."
"Fun" she said unhappily.
"Blue elephants."
"Blue elephants."
"Kiss me you fool."
"You fool.”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena