“When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.”

“When you find that people are not telling you the truth---look out!”

“You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.”

“When all else fails, be willing to look like a fool. Maybe they will underestimate you later about something really important.”

“Do I look like a happy-ending to you?”

“So while it seemed like you were seeing everything, you really weren't. Just bits and pieces that looked like a whole.”

“Avoid the flourish. Do not be afraid to be weak. Do not be ashamed to be tired. You look good when you’re tired. You look like you could go on forever. Now come into my arms. You are the image of my beauty.”

“Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself.”

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“Do you ever do that thing where you lie in bed and you can't sleep so you end up writing out recent conversation you've had? So they look like a play?'

Well you should. It's fun. I keep them. Look through them, sometimes.”