“God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.”

“The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.”

David Sedaris book Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate… It's God's apology for broccoli.”

Richard Paul Evans (1962) American writer

“God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate.
Mrs. Miracle”

Debbie Macomber (1948) American writer

“He's at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale.”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

“He liked radical politics and had a fondness for chocolate.”

Laura Kinsale (1950) American writer

“New Orleans was a chocolate city before Katrina. It is going to be a chocolate city after. How is that divisive?”

Ray Nagin (1956) politician, businessman

“the chocolate raisins tasted somewhat fishy, but Lucy didn't care-chocolate was chocolate. She changed her mind however, when she realized that the raisins were tiny fish heads.”

Angie Sage (1952) English author and illustrator

“White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious.. Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love.”

E. Lockhart (1967) American writer of novels as E. Lockhart (mainly for teenage girls) and of picture books under real name Emily J…

“The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate… That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory "You owe me some letters!"”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian