“Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out.”

“There was once a millionaire who bought an infinite number of pairs of shoes and, whenever he bought a pair of shoes, he also bought a pair of socks. We can make a selection choosing one out of each pair of shoes, because we can choose always the right shoe or always the left shoe. Thus, so far as the shoes are concerned, selections exist. But, as regards the socks, where there is no distinction of right and left, we cannot use this rule of selection.”

“I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.”

“To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed.”

“Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.”

“Religion is like a pair of shoes….. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

“It's easier to put on a pair of shoes than to wrap the earth in leather.”

“The world around me is a tuxedo, and I'm a pair of brown shoes.”

“Better to wear worn shoes than to polish the boots of shop owner.”

“Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.”