“Do thoughts of love fall
into extinct volcanoes?”

“The chimpanzees in the zoos do it,
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it,
Even eagles as they fly do it,
Let's do it, let's fall in love.”

“Why do two people fall in love? It's a mystery.”

“I hate the moon. I hate tides and earthquakes and volcanoes. I hate a world where things that have absolutely nothing to do with me can destroy my life and the lives of people I love.”

“Falling in love isn’t haram, it’s what you do with that love that makes it haram or halal.”

“I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.”

“Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?”

“ASSHOLES! Do you ask a car crash for another take? Do you ask a volcano for another take? Do you ask the storm for another take?”

“Note to self:
Do not under any circumstances fall in love again.”

“When you fall in love, the natural thing to do is give yourself to it.”