“On his good mornings, I don't suppose there are more than a handful of men in the W. 1 postal district of London swifter to spot oompus-boompus than Bertram Wooster, and this was one of my particularly good mornings. I saw the whole hideous plot.”

“I want morning-after pills more than over the counter; I want morning-after pills with my check at dinner. I want morning-after pills on my hotel pillow when I go to bed at night.”

Margaret Cho (1968) American stand-up comedian

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!”

Fulton J. Sheen (1895–1979) Catholic bishop and television presenter

“It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.”

Maureen Johnson (1973) writer from the USA

“I am the morning DJ… At W. O. L. D.
Playin' all the hits for you… Wherever you may be.
The bright good morning voice… Who is heard, but never seen!
Feelin' all of 45…. Goin' on 15.”

Harry Chapin (1942–1981) American musician

“"Good morning, Pooh Bear", said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning", he said. "Which I doubt", said he.”

A.A. Milne book Winnie-the-Pooh

“This morning I thought, hence lost my bearings, for a good quarter of an hour.”

Emil M. Cioran (1911–1995) Romanian philosopher and essayist

“I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."”

Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author

“With the colour that paints the morning and evening clouds that face the sun I saw then the whole heaven suffused.”

Dante Alighieri book Paradiso

“A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.”

Walt Whitman (1819–1892) American poet, essayist and journalist