“Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike… except in California.”

“We have not only a Hindu prayer being offered in the Senate, we have a Muslim member of the House of Representatives now, Keith Ellison from Minnesota. Those are changes -- and they are not what was envisioned by the Founding Fathers. You know, the Lord can cause the rain to fall on the just and the unjust alike.”

“The moral government of God, springing from the Divine Love, is a government by moral agencies purely. It relies utterly on the operation of the powers native to the soul itself; and leaving aside all the juridical enginery of reward and punishment, it lets his sun shine and his rain fall alike on the just and on the unjust, that the cause of God may everywhere win simply upon its merits.”

“All people are born alike… except Republicans and Democrats.”

“How many things, both just and unjust, are sanctioned by custom!”

“Just as things in a picture, when viewed from a distance, appear to be all in one and the same condition and alike.”

“Red rain is coming down.
Red rain.
Red rain is pouring down,
Pouring down all over me.”

“Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.”

“You're such a cupcake.”

“For after all, the best thing one can do when it is raining is let it rain.”