Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
Source: Dreamcatcher
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
“Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.”
Bill Watterson (1958) American comic artist
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.”
Karen Marie Moning (1964) author
Source: Dreamfever
“Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes.
So wrong.”
Rachel Caine (1962) American writer
Source: Carpe Corpus
Bryce Courtenay The Power of One
Variant: Pride is holding your head up high when everyone around you has theirs bowed. Courage is what makes you do it.
Source: The Power of One