“He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.”

“Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."”

“Mmmm, Kate, the Chief of Security. Sexy. Who better to guard my body then the woman who owns it?"
"Curran, I will punch you.”

“A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.”

“Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”

“If you were a woman, all I'd have to say is 'Colin Firth in a wet shirt' and you'd say 'Ah.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.”

“There is one sound way a man can bind a woman to him, the same way she will bind him, and with the same rope.”

“Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!”