“I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.”

“I'm not the marrying kind -"
St. Vincent snorted. "No man is. Marriage is a female invention.”

“I am a deeply religious nonbeliever. This is a somewhat new kind of religion.”

“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”

“I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely bargin' in on a white veil occasion.
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl.”

“I married him against all evidence. I married him believing that marriage doesn't work, that love dies, that passion fades, and in so doing I became the kind of romantic only a cynic is truly capable of being.”

“I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”

“Didn't Frankenstein get married?'
'Did he?' said Eggy. 'I don't know. I never met him. Harrow man, I expect.”

“You seem to forget that I am married, and the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.”

“I am overwhelmed with things I ought to have written about and never found the proper words.”