“You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.”

“You can't fix stupid!”

“You don't start at the top if you want to find the story. You start in the middle, because it's the people in the middle who do the actual work in the world.”

“Stupid fools look just as good as military geniuses until the fighting starts.”

“Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can't grow into something else.”

“If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.”

“so the moral of this week is: if u do something really, really stupid in front of someone ur just getting to know & they still think youre awesome, then you got yourself a friend.”

“You can't start a fire, sitting 'round crying over a broken heart.
This gun's for hire,
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
You can't start a fire, worrying about your little world falling apart.
This gun's for hire,
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.”

“The modern diet is not slightly deficient in just a handful of micronutrients; it is grossly deficient in hundreds of important plant-derived, immunity-building compounds. These are not optional; you can't have a lifetime of good health without them.”

“Sometimes it happens with me that I start laughing and just can't stop.”