“Interviewer: Your first serialized work is a tremendous success all of a sudden. Tell us the whole story of how a newcomer came to have her works serialized.”

“Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies.”

“... the phenomenon of serial entrepreneurship would seem to call into question our tendency to explain success as the product of chance.”

“It is not true that a rose by any other name will smell as sweet. Were it true, I should call this story "The Great Orley Farm Case." But who would ask for the ninth number of a serial work burthened with so very uncouth an appellation? Thence, and therefore, — Orley Farm.”

“He would have been handsome—in a serial-killer kind of way—if not for those tattoos.”

“GG Allin: I could have possibly been a serial killer or a mass murderer.”

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”

“An autobiography is obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.”

“How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row?”

“The serial number of a human specimen is the face, that accidental and unrepeatable combination of features. It reflects neither character nor soul, nor what we call the self. The face is only the serial number of a specimen”